Goat Tannk
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No. 95 – Berlin Fire Salamanders | |
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Position: | Defensive End |
Personal information | |
Born: | Omaha, Nebraska, U.S. | April 4, 2030 (aged 32)
Height: | 6 ft 3 in (1.91 m) |
Weight: | 190 lb (86 kg) |
Username: | Eldorian |
Career information | |
College: | University of Iowa |
ISFL Draft: | 2054 / Round: 1 / Pick: 6 |
Career history | |
Roster status: | Active |
Goat Tannk (born April 4, 2032) is an American football defensive end for the Berlin Fire Salamanders of the National Simulation Football League (ISFL).
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Early years
There was a popular player who was a running back in the ISFL that had played by the name of Goat Tank. Goat Tannk is actually no relation to Goat Tank himself, but is in fact actually Goat Tank. So how did this happen? Well, Goat Tank is from a parallel universe on another earth and he was playing football there. However, an accident happened and he was transported to this earth. He learned quickly that things were now different but he had just seen himself retire on TV as a running back. Weird, Goat Tank thought. He was a defensive player and would never think about being a running back. He quickly tried out for some college teams and decided to go in as the name Goat Tannk. That is when he knew he might end up making it big, after all, he already knew the Goat Tank of this universe did, so why wouldn't he be able to as Goat Tannk?
College career
So Goat Tannk went to Iowa University and became a bit of a star though. It was weird though because we had never really seen anyone else really named Goat Tannk before and also there are only 3 Goat Tank's really known. Goat Tank Sr who is Goat Tank's father and also Goat Tank Jr. who is Goat Tank's son even though they kind of played at the same time. But now here is Goat Tannk, also playing at Iowa much like Goat Tank was and here he was just destroying the defensive line - just like Goat Tank was. See, this is what Goat Tannk didn't know, that Goat Tank was a defensive tackle in college and in his early professional career and eventually switched to running back. Goat Tannk thought he was being different but I guess in the end he really wasn't. Anyway, Goat Tannk was one of the best college players and knew he would go professional soon.
College career statistics
Career statistics | Defense | ||||||||||
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Season | Team | Games | Tck | TFL | FF/FR | Sck | Int | PD | Sfty | TD | Blk P/XP/FG |
2050 | Iowa | 13 | 32 | 7 | 0/0 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0/0/0 |
2051 | Iowa | 12 | 26 | 4 | 0/0 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0/0/0 |
2052 | Iowa | 13 | 44 | 8 | 0/0 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0/0/0 |
2052 The DSFL Year
Goat Tannk didn't go into the draft. He felt he was way too good for that and didn't want to go through the pomp and circumstance that was involved in such a thing. As weird thing would have it, Goat Tannk would enter waivers and get picked up by the same team that had been the home to Goat Tank - the Bondi Beach Buccaneers. It was weird though since he went in as a linebacker instead of a defensive lineman, but what a difference Goat Tannk would make. He missed the first game of the season but immediately became an impact on the team with 89 tackles and 7 sacks through the season. He also forced 3 fumbles and recovered 2 of them. Goat Tannk wouldn't stay in the DSFL for very long but he did make an impact and helped them win the championship that season. At the end of the season he was entered into the ISFL draft and was drafted by Berlin in the 1st round with their 6th overall pick. Another team that Goat Tank had played for. But Goat Tannk did at least beat his predecessor in the position of the first round he got drafted.
Professional career
Ht | Wt | 40‑yd dash | 20‑ss | 3‑cone | Vert jump | Broad | ||||||
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6 ft 3 in (1.91 m) |
190 lb (86 kg) |
7 ft 0.7 in (2.15 m) | ||||||||||
2054 ISFL scouting combine (S39) |
Professional career statistics
Career statistics | Defense | ||||||||||
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Season | Team | Games | Tck | TFL | FF/FR | Sck | Int | PD | Sfty | TD | Blk P/XP/FG |
2053 (S38) | Buccaneers | 13 | 83 | 9 | 3/2 | 7 | 0 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0/0/0 |
Achievements and records
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